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priceofliberty:

>girl who hasn’t spoken to you in ages breaks up with her bf
>facebook messages you ‘outta the blue’
>’omg how ARE you’
>typical small talk, catch-up conversation
>she asks “so what’s new?”
>inform her of my constant vigilance for false flags and black helicopters
>she doesn’t respond

typical

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via ofmiceandmary)

Anonymous said: Answer the question. Do you dislike black people or not?

ctrlgeek:

Once again - no, I do not dislike black people. I do not dislike anyone for their race alone. However, I would never date, have sex with or marry any person who was not white because I do not find them to be sexually attractive. This does not mean that I dislike them or that I am racist, only that I am not attracted to them.

"My dick is a equally opportunity disappointment machine." - freexcitizen